On the way to school/work today...
TH: Dadda, were there pirates in the Great Lakes?
Me: Not sure, bud. We can look it up later, though. I think most of them spent time in the Caribbean, like Blackbeard. Remember we went to that pirate museum in St. Augustine?
TH: Oh, that's right. I remember.
*6 seconds of silence*
TH: Dadda, if you were a pirate, you'd be 'Whitebeard'.